Crushed Velvet Blanket — 'Good Person: Karma' Cozy Throw with Funny Revenge Quote

This crushed velvet blanket wraps you in a soft, shiny hush. The lush green velvet catches the light, making the printed message feel like a little private wink — equal parts comfort and attitude. Drape it over a favorite chair, pull it up on the couch during late-night shows, or carry it along to a chilly outdoor gathering when you want something cozy with personality. The plush surface is inviting against skin, while the bold, distressed typography gives the blanket a lived-in, hand-finished vibe that suits someone who appreciates warmth with a touch of humor.

Product features
- 100% polyester crushed velvet with a glossy, fluffy finish
- Hemmed edges for reinforced durability
- One-sided vibrant print with bright, crisp colors
- Size 50" × 60" (127 × 152.4 cm) — versatile throw dimensions
- 0.20" (5 mm) thickness for lightweight warmth and quick drying

Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean